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When you're preppin' for your colonoscopy and she give's you a blow job.
Man, that colonoscopy prep was brutal except for that bisacodyl blumpkin.
It's like a regular Blumpkin (in which one is taking a shit while another person is giving them a blow job) except in the case of a Blumpkin Plus the person taking a shit is also vomiting onto the other person's head.
Bro, that chick was so nasty and probably down for a Blumpkin Plus had I been queasy enough.
Male is taking an upper decker and the female is sitting reversed on the regular toilet seat taking a shit and giving the guy head.
We really fucked up the toilet at Kieth's house when Sharliene and I did a double blumpkin, Shaeliene is such a dirty girl.
The act of jerking off while taking a crap.
“Chick left me, and all I’m left with are hand blumpkins.”
Noun. A variant of the traditional “blumpkin,” a Blumpkin Spice is getting head from the barista while taking a shit at your local Starbucks.
“Bro, Becky hooked it up with a venti Blumpkin Spice last night!”
When you are receiving a blumpkin during a horrible case of diarrhea.
She agreed to give me a blumpkin, though the event was bittersweet. The girl did a good job, but my burrito from last night turned this blumpkin into a Blazing Blumpkin. At the end of the ordeal, my dirt star looked like a red giant.
A blumpkin received at a Dunkin' Doughnuts establishment. Only after buying an unfrosted doughnut and placing your penis through the doughnut hole may the blumpkin begin. The Dunkin' Blumpkin is only completed after you have frosted the doughnut yourself and it is finished by your partner.
"Dude last night I had the holy grail of all blumpkins! The Dunkin' Blumpkin!"