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An uncurable illness which affects any organism that has a certain ability. This causes them to do use this ability whenever they can.
To put it in a simple context, why does a dog lick it's bollocks? Because it can.
Why did George Bush start the war in Iraq? Because he could.
Why does Madonna wear very tight and revealing costumes? because she can.
Also known as DBS, but unrelated to Dumb Bitch Syndrome.
Me: Gawd, I hate those sound effects Radiohead use.
You: That's because they've got DBS.
Someone else: DBS?
Me: Dog's Bollocks Syndrome.
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Just write any old bollocks.
Just white anything you want.
I put any old bollocks in there.
I put anything i want in there.
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means to be a sure thing, English slang... regular english would be "you bet your life", "you bet your arse"
"You bet your bollocks to a barndance he's going through with the fight" ..Snatch
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This is something you say when you want to say one word however 1 is not enough, so say 4 swears in one.
use it when you are pissed off. Or just to shock.
bunny: I missed the bus, oh cunty-bollocking-arse-wank!!!
Mummy: you are a girl and girls dont swear.
Bunny: CUNTY-BOLLOCKING-ARSE-WANK!!!!!!
Mummy: (face palm and blushes), DISGRACEFULL!!!
Bunny: what, girls do swaer :-).
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A phrase originally from British Television programme modern toss, but featured in many amatuer HOMFIELDstudios movies found on youtube.com
Originally used in Modern Toss, when character "Alan" wrecks a family barbeque. But now used frequently as a comeback or alternative to "Am i bothered?"
Person 1 gets a A* in their exams and Person 2 only gets a C:
PERSON1: Haha, I did better than you!
PERSON2: Well, bollocks to your barbeque, yeah?!
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A member of homosexuality. A man who is attracted to other men. This is usually discovered during puberty.
Bunnage u "Queer Bollocks" why did u toss of michael with ure fag ass attitude.
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cold 2day int it mate
yer it's colder than a penguins bollock
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