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Taking acid and shrooms at the same time.
Hey man, let's get some acid or shrooms and trip balls later.
Screw that! Let's do both and go soul bombing!
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A drink will knock you on your ass just like any movie by Martin Scorsese:
- 1 part red bull, for the movie Raging Bull of course
- 1 part cranberry juice, because Leo ordered that shit in the Departed and was a bonafide badass throughout
- 1 part tequila, because it'll get ya fighting with the cat sitting next to you, just like in Scorsese's movies
And boom you got yourself a Scorsese bomb, now say hi to your mother for me
"Ay barkeep gimme one of dem Scorsese bombs"
"Damn bro I didn't take you as the fighting type"
"Maybe I am, maybe I ain't, maybe go fuck yourself"
A usually very tasty super-sized fast food or greasy spoon diner food item that, when ingested, immediately explodes in your gut, decimating your stomach lining. The item usually has a very short (but painful) residence time in your digestive tract before performing a rapid exit to the outside world, and being released back into the wild (e.g., the toilet).
Phil: I'm going to Estelle's for one of those triple decker gut bombs with peanut butter and bacon toppings.
Wayne: Three hamburger patties? Donno if my stomach can handle that at my age? For chrissakes, I'm lucky if I can down a single.
Phil: But you have to go for it, it's the ultimate gut bomb, and you only live once!
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When someone turns on one or more devices to play "Nyan cat" while someone is away, and then going away themselves until the target returns and is bombarded by the nyan.
Dude, I totally nyan bombed my dad with his laptop, my laptop and my iPod on a speaker!
A large turd released during sex
Kiersten : Hey Jake there is nothing under these covers besides my hot naked body!
Jake : O Wow!
Kiersten : Well aren't you gonna ravish my body and fill it up with cum?
Jake : Oh Baby!
Kiersten : Oh Jake! Oh! Oh! Oh! Oh! Pew what's that smell?
Jake : Smells like shit!
Kiersten : God Damn't Jake I throw myself at you and you release a Bed Bomb!
Jake : Who cares just ignore it come on baby spread that pussy!
Kiersten : Fuck No I will not make love in poop get out of here!
Jake : Fine hope you enjoy my shit!
Kiersten : Take your Bed Bomb with you!
Jake : You Bitch you got shit on my new jeans!
Kiersten : Ha Ha
When you hit an absolute piss-missile, but it goes 500 feet in the air and doesn’t even clear the infield.
Yea, he hits the shit out the ball, too bad he only hits Ritchie Bombs.
(n.) An epic drink consisting of a shot glass filled with Jack Daniel's Tennessee Whiskey dropped into a cup half filled with two shots of sweet tea vodka and lemonade.
Warning: May cause one to immediately blackout. Do not exceed five unless you are a champ.
"I drank 10 Tennessee Bombs last night and woke up naked in the Grand Ole Opry with a Dolly Parton cardboard cut out"