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A condition where your penis becomes excessively swollen with blood during an erection. Signs of a super boner include: Pain, extra rigidity, increased shaft length and the inability to ejaculate. It has been rumored that the super boner increases stamina as well, but this has yet to be confirmed.
She gave me a super boner so bad it wouldn't go away all night. I still hurt bro.
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The generation of a spontaneous erection generated from the friction generated from vigorous, shameless grinding.
"I totally popped a dance boner last night when I was grinding on Jenny."
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The rather questionable arousal experienced when ingesting the finest of Indian cuisine (most commonly felt with bhuna).
'Did you enjoy your curry?'
'Fuck yeah, I got a bhuna boner!'
'Man this curry is just so ahhhhhhhh' *erect*
When you have so much power that it goes to your head. And then it goes to your other head.
Person 1: I got promoted to manager at my job!
Person 2: Don't let it give you a power boner dude.
A virtue boner is an erection that occurs as the result of reading or hearing something that could possibly be interpreted as being prejudice or offensive to an at-risk group. Unlike traditional erections that are satiated by masturbation or sexual intercourse, the virtue boner can only be satisfied by smugly declaring your moral superiority over the transgressor and then gently snapping your fingers.
When Karen heard John say the gender pay gap isn't necessarily the result of gender discrimination, Karen got a huge virtue boner and got John fired for being a sexist.
A title of honour and nobility bestowed upon those who have mastered the art of taming unruly boners.
The Boner Baron has a three-step process for taming unruly boners: (1) raise it up; (2) nurture it; (3) beat it down.
The act of getting a hard on as a result of having no homework, or bullshit thats due in the near future.
I had absolutely no homework to do all weekend, so I just partied with my no work boner.
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