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born on bed while your parents did the dirty

an insult to bullies when they are making fun of you where you say that he was born on bed when his parents had sex

bullie: give me my lunch

me: you look like you were born on bed while your parents did the dirty!

by IHJISHGJRGHFRHVCNSH March 27, 2024


I-Wish-My-Daughter-Was-Never-Born Guy part 2

Which brings me to his baby mama (who looks like the miniature version of the fat schizophrenic I worked with). She probably pegged his butthole. She was real adamant about pegging his butthole and after they broke up he asked me if I would let someone peg my butthole. Probably because he felt stupid for letting her peg his butthole and dump him. I said no. He accuses every white person who doesn’t suck his dick of being a racist but he only associates with white people. Strange. He accuses me of not doing anything and then immediately contradicts himself by saying that I’m not getting paid for it. Which is it? Am I doing something and not getting paid for it or am I not doing anything? But as a literal stalker who has a fat cock but still has to fuck ugly people. He still considers himself morally superior. In spite of the fact that he has no purported values or beliefs. What will his daughter inherit? Not either of those things. His low IQ? Her mother’s Bipolar disorder? Women can’t have fat cocks so that was off the table at birth. He does all this because he thinks he’s doing what I’m doing but, like you other idiots, IT’S NOT THE SAME. If you have this guy play basketball against Lebron James they’re both playing basketball but... are they really doing the same thing? No. Obviously not. And that’s the issue. He thinks he’s better than he is.

I-Wish-My-Daughter-Was-Never-Born Guy part 2

You need to stop talking shit because I’m better than you. I don’t need to stop talking shit also because I’m better than you. See how that works? Me being better then you makes what we’re doing not the same thing. He says I made him look like a retard in that monologue about him that Anthony Mackie said was “powerful” but the reality is: you are a retard. Shut up retard. You are bad at everything you do. I am good at... ALSO EVERYTHING YOU DO. I have more accomplishments than you will ever have. He quoted Jordan Peterson the other day. How are you going to quote the guy who quotes ME and then say “I don’t have the right to talk about peoples intelligence”!? I’m being cited by PhDs and Politicians. The most compelling villains of the last 10 years are all just ME! And I wrote the highest rated season of one of his favorite shows! How am I not doing anything!? He needs me to not be doing anything. He’s aware of all of this. He needs me to not be doing anything because if I’m doing something than I am better than him. He won’t be able to live in denial anymore. And that and pills and weed is what he needs to get through the day. The only thing good his hero Joe Rogan would have to say about him is that he takes care of his kid. Be even he would still have to ignore the fact that it’s a crime for him to NOT take care of his kid and he would have to be unaware of the fact that HE WISHES HIS DAUGHTER WAS NEVER BORN!”

by Hym Iam November 3, 2022


born in 95

Millenials, scrubs, Michael, turd burgler

This scrub Michael was born in 95, he's such a turd burgler

by B. J. Vadaszffy July 1, 2020


june borns

June borns are among some of the humblest people . They are caring , affectionate , and discipline people who can be reserved sometimes depending on their moods . A bit of a phycopath in a funny and welcoming way . NB they are some of your top tier friends that u should cherish .

Stranger : what’s your birth month

June born : June

Stranger : no wonder your so quiet and reserve..June borns are always like that

by Hidden leaf village November 23, 2021


born like this

A stand in jojo lion that is basically a fucking motorcycle

Joskue: Soft and Wet! Ora born like this

by Joskue Higashikata December 17, 2019


47' born

Known from the famous Aer Vis song by The Warrior Song Project.

This is a line in the first verse of the song meaning that particular person is a veteran born during the time of World War two.

I am the wings of a killing machine 47' born and my razor teeth rip down to the edge and down beneath to were the wicked wail and the devil creeps I broke in the back of the edge and shore lay waist to the ground of an enemy's throne so let the hammers break and the sickle s fold.

by Morbid-J February 28, 2022


Wolf Born

A man who claims to be Wolf Born (tough, hard, strong) by his own claiming, is a man to avoid, and especially to keep your kids away from. They are men who have amounted to little or nothing, and hidden their past by trying to look like heroic and decent men.

Wolf Born are men who claim good things, but are actually more like thespians in waking days. Actor Daahlings with bad intentions. If you say a man is wolf born, then you mean he is a liar, a faker, a pretender, and most of all, a man of ill-will, low-morals, and a cheat.

They often dress like tough men, and speak of tough deeds, but they are the gossips, the manipulators and liars and cheats of the world. If you meet a man who says he is born of the wolf, then you risk being the target of manipulation and gossip if you befriend him.

So whenever someone says ‘that’s a wolf born’ - what they really mean, is that is a liar and a manipulative man, lacking in virtue or strength of character, but full of gossip and lies.

‘Avoid the wolf born’ they say in Northern England, and stick by the honorable and decent, real and every day folk, instead.

Oh he acts like he’s Wolf Born… you know what that means, stay well clear, and keep your kids away even more.

by Wolfy Born October 15, 2022