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When a man shits on a girl in bed then wraps her up in the blankets.
Johnny made Alison in to a breakfast burrito last night.
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The crappy version of breakfast you have to eat because there is no electricity and you can't cook.
There was an ice storm last night, so I have to have a crappy blackout breakfast of cold coffee and stale Shredded Wheat.
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A term for waking up and smoking marijuana. Used so you feel healthy when your blazing up
Mike: "Hey John want to have an organic breakfast?"
John: "Hell no I am above the influence because my girlfriend won't let me!"
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You fuck someone (male or female) in the ass while eating waffles off their back.
"I totally wanna bring that girl home and do the Breakfast Fuck with her"
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Two breakfasts, completely independent of each other, the second being eaten immediately after the first. Not to be confused with a large breakfast.
Steve: Phil, why do you have two separate plates with eggs and bacon on them?
Phil: I'm having a double breakfast, Steve.
Steve: So you're having an basically exceptionally large breakfast?
Phil: No. It's two separate breakfasts. Breakfast, period, breakfast.
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Noun. A healthier version of Breakfast of Champions.
Being a vegetarian he couldn't handle a f.e.b. and opted instead for a Breakfast of Champignons
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A delicious breakfast of jism.
A derogatory nickname.
"That girl sure had a good cum breakfast this morning!"
"Man, Ryan is such a cum breakfast!"
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