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To Brett Kavanaugh - to pull out calendars as proof of activity, specifically to attempt to prove something happened.
I'm going to Brett Kavanaugh this attorney!
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1) The inability to except one's real age.
2) Preforming the actions of a young person, regardless of one's actual age.
3) Preforming far past one's prime.
"My dad was skateboarding the other day" - Friend 1
"He is totally Brett Farving." - Friend 2
"David Beckham is so old, yet he still plays soccer" - Friend 1
"He is totally Brett Farving." - Friend 2
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The delay between the prompt from one person, such as a joke or question, and the other person's response.
John: I asked Brett how many pets he had today. It took him like 3 minutes to even say anything!
Jim: He must have been suffering from Brett Lag.
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a 15 year old boy who goes to cryin to his mother and goes after other boys.
like dude look at brett johnson run to his mama
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A 15 year old boy from southern illinois who tries to screw everything in sight snd who thinks he is a pimp.
Dude look at that dude acting like a brett johnson!
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when you fuck up but can't accept it so you just post a photo of yourself because you want attention.
Pulling a Brett = Another Brett in the Wall...
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young centerfielder for the new york yankees (go YANKS!) born in holly hill, north carolina
can do a lot very well and his biggest attribute is his speed (said to be the fastest player in the whole YANKEES organization) but is also a mean fielder and is getting better at his batting.
first major league game was june 30, 2008
had 11 at-bats (not counting walks) before getting a hit but ended up with a respectable .228 BA by the end of the season (considering that he started to play a little after half of the season)
could be considered the yankees' version of jacoby ellsbury
he is also a prime example of why the yankees dont necesseraly need to get all their players from trades and free agency (yea even if im a yankee fan. im not too hot on everything they do, i dont understand why they dont call up more people from the minors, some of the yankees' greates players (ex: jeter, posada and mariano rivera) came from the farm system. but oh well, they got the money so why not.)
kid 1:hey that brett gardner kid sure is fast.
kid 2:i know he'll probably be a really good ball player
kid 1: and they didnt even have to get him in the free agency either!
kid 2: no way! so what the traded for him?
kid 1: no way man hes from their farm system!
kid 2: wow, well that just goes toshow you i guess
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