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My shit looks like witches brew because I had to many wings last night
A liquidy, bubbly fart--think of the simmering, foul concotion typically found in a witch's pot--that unfortunately results in a little surprise in one's underwear, and comes with the sickening realization that something slipped out that shouldn't have. Most uncomfortable and difficult to explain when in a public place, far from a toilet. Impossible to deny.
I was getting blown by this hot chick last night when I got a sudden episode of witches brew and she threw up on my balls.
When you spend some time sulking because of a depression episode.
I've got a delicious depresso brew during last weekend. My pillow and cat have been great pals on it!
Someone who believes that they know so much about brewing, or are so completely self involved, that they think that the whole world needs to know about what they are doing. So they create a you tube channel dedicated to it.
Sometimes this narcissitic wank fest can include:
BEER TASTING REVIEWS: Watching someone drink a beer, comment on its aroma, body, colour & taste. When the experience is COMPLETELY subjective.
Just because you can taste peaches and fresh mowed grass, doesn't mean that other people care!
HOW TO VIDEOS:
These can include how to make your own brew house (badly) How to make beer (badly) How to look after your beer (badly) How to dress like a brewer (badly) and hipster related rubbish.
RAMBLING:
Listening to some gob-shite waffle on about their kids, or how they popped round to trevors the other day.
CIRCLE JERKING:
This is where they thank other brewtubers for mentioning their name or something they did on youtube, to get subscribers to 'like' each other.
PREMATURE BREWTUBER:
People who have no effing idea what they are doing. So new to brewing, but so keen to be on the internet so everyone can see them. They set up their youtube channel before they have even made anything. So you can experience the whole process alongside them. Usually these guys stick around for 6 episodes before they realise how shit they actually are, and/or that no-one actually cares.
"Dave? Put down the bloody smart phone! I'm here for brew day, I'm not a bloody brew tuber"
"See that video from Alan yesterday?" , "didn't realise he was a brew tuber"
15mins of my life I'll never get back, bloody brew tuber
Another word for a beer.
Yo dude you wanna gets some Brew Bledsoes for tonight?
The process of brewing six 5 gallon batches of homebrew using only two 15 gallon brew kettles. The process involves topping up the brew kettle with additional wort or water as the boil progresses such that the final volume of the boil is almost the full capacity of the kettle. This yields 4.5 gallons of wort in each fermenter, with slightly higher gravity than the desired initial gravity. 0.5 gallons of water is then used to top up each fermenter to give 6 full carboys of beer.
It was a busy brew day, but we pulled a successful triple lindy brew despite an early boilover and a stuck sparge on the second springboard.