crusty bruce

crusty bruce is a very sexy lady, except shes extremely crusty down there.

OMFG. i made babies with crusty bruce. it was ewie.

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bruce detter

has a really big heart. he is beautiful inside and out. has rosey cheeks. has sky blue colored eyes. tan skin. big feet ;) is Strong and isn't scared to show his sensitive side. has a big ass . drives a little blue bug . Funny, intelligent, athletic, caring, loving, protective, and so much more. is a smart ass and has a strong sense of humor. cute laugh. is a flirt. Is good at hiding things from you which makes him a good liar. those are his only flaws. You either love him or you don't. <3 <3 .. would make the best fiancé, husband and daddy ever. Can only COEXIST with the girl he gave his heart to.

person1 : who's the guy driving that little blue bug ???
person2: thats bruce detter isn't it obvious?
person1: man look at him go

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das bruce

One crazy ass mothafucka, bobby pin bitch. Ya heard? Plays Trogdor and shiz.

Das Bruce lives in a log cabin surrounded by wonderment.

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Bruce Tom

A guy who masturbates watching kpop porn with girls and guys and uses skype too often.

That bruce masturbates to kpop, what a Bruce Tom

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bruce and jackie

Reference to a member of the fairer sex's erect nipples, credits Bruce Lee and Jackie Chan (2 hard nips)

Bloody hell, check out the bruce and jackies on that bird over there by the bus stop!

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Bruce Burnham

This dog looks like a rat. Look it up, I dare you.

Me: Did you see Bruce Burnham?
You: Yeah, it looks like a rat.
Me: I know.

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Bruce Juice

1. quite simply it's a slang term to refer to the music of Bruce Springsteen.

2. this term could apply to the music played by any other music performer whose name is Bruce, like Bruce Cockburn.

1. On November 17, 1999 I saw Bruce Springsteen and the E Street Band play at Ohio State University. The band came out and got ready. The Boss shouted out "1! 2! a 1-2-3-4!" and kicked out the jams with "The Ties That Bind". I knew then we were in for a major treat. It was 2.5 - 3 hours of pure Bruce Juice. Pure New Jerseyrock'n'roll. Sweet!

2. Earlier that year I saw (and met) Canadian folk rocker Bruce Cockburn. It was a one-man performance yet this form of Bruce Juice was also fun to see and hear.

3.

ALAN: Hey Mikey! Whatcha putting into the CD player?

MIKEY: Bruce Springsteen's album "The River".

ALAN: a double disk set! A double disk set has double the fun. Over an hour of top notch Bruce Juice. ALLLLLL-RIIIIGHT!!!!!

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