Bryan Laake

To be a total chick magnet. To have the highest content of fame and prosperity. To be in the highest group of popular people in school.

Mate 1: Bruh I’m such a Bryan Laake
Mate 2: bruh shut that shit up erbody know yo dumbass ain’t got hoes for shit

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Bryan Tran

A very dumb cunt that rapes young children in Vietnam. He loves to suck nuc mam spring roll and slides into the dms of Lidia. He likes dick and jerks off to her all day at school. Buya!

"That guy is such a Bryan Tran!"

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bryan n

a nigga who looks gay but is not gay

that nigga bryan n looks gay
nah b hes not gay

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Dirty Bryan

When some one has athletes foot and shoves their foot into a woman's vagina and proceed to kick fuck.

Instead of going to the pharmacy he decided to give Avis a Dirty Bryan.

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Bryan Ma

Your typical friend who loves to insult you in every way
Like calling you a ninny or "china"

me: yo that girl is cute.
friend: why are you being a ninny?
me: stop being a Bryan Ma

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Bryan Silva

A rare hot young muscular tone male from USA who is known for his ripped/lean washboard six pack abs and pretty boy looks. He can also be found under his stage name, "Max Payne" on adult sites.

Google Bryan Silva for more info!

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Bryan Catman

A stoner guy that sits on your couch eating Cheez-It's and sometimes you don't get what he's saying but it's cool, because he brings pot. Often tall and lanky, sleeps with all your friends. Comes with catch-phrases and catchy music.

"Did I tell you how Byan Catman and I met? I was sitting in a cafe and I offered this guy nacho's, and then we went back to his place, and he got so toasted he curled up on the ground, like a cat. Meowing and stuff."

"Fuck you pulled a Bryan Catman, no fish for you."

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