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A person who prefers to engage in sexual activities with an older woman
"Cory really seems to be into older women"
"Ya, he's a real crumpet bumper"
When a woman gets that extra stitch in her hoo-ha after having a baby so that her mans slim jim will feel huge
Me: I bet that it’s like throwing a hotdog down a hallway.
Shane: No sir! She’s got that Under the bumper warranty. It’s tight.
Breaking up with somebody and then getting an immediate new partner.
Person 1: OMG, Did you see how Kanye bumper carred Taylor for Kim?
Person 2: IK, I can't believe he did that.
When you are backing your truck up and you hit a screaming goblin man with the back of your truck
man: how about a bumper sandwich booger lips hehehehehe.
goblin: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR
A lesbian, a female who has an affinity for other females.
Hey bro, I wonder if those two chicks are Bisquit Bumpers…
Dude! I thought I may have had a chance with her, but it turns out, she’s a Biscuit Bumper.
In racing, bumper bully refers to a driver being on another driver’s bumper. The cars have to be under 3 feet from each other
The bumper bully caused him to make a mistake under pressure