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A boy who has turned into a real man. Boys that were 5-12 turned into men after playing COD.
Look 7-year-old Fortnite kid, when we were your age we were Men, playing HALO and being a COD Player, now look at you, you all are gay, and go cry in a corner when someone calls you trash kid.
7-year-old Fortnite kids now: Cries when someone calls them trash
7-year-old COD players then: Trash-talks the guy who called them trash and made the trash-talker cry.
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To block out or be placed in an undesirable position. To jump in front of.
Man, Mikie really Cod Locked you guys at the bar last night. He was talking to all the ladies there and we never got in a word in with them. No boots for us again.
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WARNING: Do not play COD on Wii if you are a newcomer to the game.
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"Do you think titanfall 2 will be the CoD killer." (YES)
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Someone who complains about every little thing that happens to him/her while they are playing Call of Duty.
EXAMPLE:
CoD bitcher(Sean): "Dude get off my ass you just made me get killed."
Friend(Bill): I'm not even by you? You CoD bitcher"
1 minute later
CoD bitcher(Sean): "STUPID CAMPERS!"
Friend(Bill): "Why are you complaining about campers. YOU ARE ALSO CAMPING. ALSO THERE HAS BEEN 3 MAIN CALL OF DUTY'S OUT AND YOUR STIIIILLL COMPLAINING ABOUT CAMPERS, You CoD bitcher!
1 minute later
CoD bitcher(Sean): "Dude its this gun, it not good!"
Friend:(Bill) "Quit making excuses, its the shooter not the gun, you CoD bitcher."
1 minute later
CoD bitcher(Sean): "I PULLED THE TRIGGER FIRST! this is f'd up.
Friend(Bill): " I saw the killcam on that and you clearly shot to the left, you CoD bitcher."
1 minute later
CoD bitcher(Sean): " im lagging now"
Friend(Bill): " No your not im right next to you and you havent lagged once you CoD bitcher!"
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One who plays call of duty on christmas dayinstead of spending it with family or friends
Person 1: hey do you want to have some turkey?
Person 2: Nah, CBA im to busy playing some christmas CoD.
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1.) Little kids that talk about Call Of Duty non-stop at school and always get angry when someone says some other game is better
2.) Adults that have no lives and live in a rundown shack or their mothers house.
They usually are good at COD but that doesn't make them cool, they are very lazy and never go outside because they are playing Call Of Duty
COD Nerds shit on other games without looking through gameplay, reviews etc...
They only play COD and automatically hate non-fps games and have very little to no chance of having a girlfriend or a job.
Normal Gamer With A Life: Hey, do you know Overwatch? Its like a cartoony COD and its really fun! and also check out Dishonored, Its like a steampunk Assassins Creed put in one fps game!
*COD Nerd plays the game*
COD Nerd: WTF I CAN'T AIM!! THESE GAMES ARE SHIT!!! COD MAKES YOU COOL AND THESE SHIT STAINS MAKES YOU A LOSER!!
Normal Gamer With A Life: Other way around buddy
COD Nerd: So playing some shitty game makes you cool!? Get a life faggot
Normal Gamer With A Life: and this is coming from a COD Nerd? Don't make me laugh. Oh and by the way look who was talking when you told me to get a life.
COD Nerd: Shut up, you have no friends!
Normal Gamer With a Life: Then again look who's talking, I should probably leave you COD Nerds alone....
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