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An opponent of equal or greater skill compared to yourself. They are clever and deviant. Can't trust them so always bring backup
Danny was playing a card carrying commie in Battleship. Danny had to go to the bathroom. While in there the commie switched his ships around and won on that. If danny had brought friends it might not have ended that way.
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Someone that carries, or looks like they should be carrying a guitar on their back.
These type of people usually hang around people that are don't really like them and are usually extremely annoying.
"Hey, look at that kid carrying a guitar, hanging around with people that clearly don't like him!"
"Yeah, what a Guitar Carrying Indie Fagboy."
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This happens to nail biters. The nail biter will be sitting around and chomping on their nails when they get a taste of something that was lodged under one of their nails. This strange substance remained safely stored under the nail unexposed to any hand washing. After careful backtracking to the point where this substance was acquired, the nail biter realizes that during their last trip to the crapper that finger had busted through the toilet paper and shit was lodged under that nail. Bon-apatite.
“Although the Coney Island down the street is disgusting, their carry-out is great!”
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When a married man becomes homosexual. In other words, he switches sides to carry balls.
Mark was tired of his wife so Larry helped him switch 'n carry.
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Children who get their own way because they yell and scream and carry-on like pork chops learn that by yelling and screaming and carrying on like a pork chop this time and getting away with it, next time they are more likely to get their own way.
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"Hey babe, want to have sex?" " Sorry, I'm taking Carrie to the prom."
A woman who carries her own condoms is a woman who cares about herself, her life, and her partners. She is not a whore, tramp, skank, slut, prostitute, diseased, dirty, cheap, ready for sex at any point, an embarrassment, or any other derogatory insult.
Women who carry condoms: a woman that has no problem carrying condoms for her own use, anad does so because she is empowered.
Empowered women carry condoms.
Michelle carries condoms because she cares about her life as much as she does having fun.
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