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The act of a young boy cutting a hole in a stuffed toy bear and proceeding to ejaculate inside then defecate on the front of the bear and call it winnienthe pooh, pooh bear, or just pooh.
The young boy was alone in his room one night and pulled a Christopher Robbins. That bear will never be the same again.
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Half Mexican guy that likes to pretend cactuses are his dick (on pictures)
People say " Oh Christ" or "oh Jesus" when they see this picture, this is where the second name " Christopher" comes from
too many examples for Daniel Christopher, hard to pick one
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A great actor who played superman. But then he fell off his horse or something stupid and turned into a cripple. He is now the blunt of hilarious jokes, although they aren't quite as funny now that he's dead.
The latest superman movie will be released this summer. It has a new twist though. Superman's weakness is no longer kryptonite, but rather, stairs.
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1. Is a term used to describe someone who is the greatest of someone who is godly.
2. A male with a irregular size penis who will fuck your bitch or Slaughter your daughter
That dude is good but he's not Christopher
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A Christopher Michael (CM) is one individual who is addicted to Kelly Clarkson and makes sad jokes. This person is often loud, can occasionally make one good joke in one hundred and has various moles on his face and body.
That Christopher Michael made a sign at the Kelly Clarkson concert and Kelly Clarkson rejected his marriage proposal.
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to smoke marijuana that makes you paralyzed.
Did you go to class today JP?
No I got christopher reeved and haven't left the house in 3 days.
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The most amazing guy anyone will ever meet. He is sweet, loving, kind, amazing, and will take care of you when you're sick. He makes you smile whenever you're upset or need some cheering up. He'll make you one of the happiest people in the world.
I love you Christopher Decker. You are the most amazing guy in the world.
Me: You guys see that really cute guy?
Friend: You mean Christopher Decker?
Me: Yeah, him and I are together. :)
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