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An affliction in which a person cannot cease on being a total Asshole.
Eric can't help being a "prick" he's got Chronic Asshole Disease.
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Chronic Masturbatory Syndrome is an affliction given to any person, male or female, normally around puberty, adulthood, and even in old age.
The telltale signs of Chronic Masturbatory Syndrome, or CMS, is very clear. The afflicted person may seem fidgety at points, and express their sexual fantasies.
Then comes the time when they masturbate. A lot.
We're talking 3 to 9 times a day.
This will happen at random times, and can pop up at any time.
They'll look at the most depraved porn just to get off.
This is a condition affecting many, and there is no known cure.
"Hey dude, are you feeling okay?"
"Man, I got a bad case of CMS."
"Chronic Masturbatory Syndrome? I'll get the tissue paper."
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What happens to a man after years of marriage. The man closely resembles a well done burger or at best, closely resembling food left out for too long a time time in Fido's bowl. It is best to leave them alone bringing these lost souls fresh flowers or a large type bone to gnaw on.
Vrin: What is the matter with that guy. He looks like total hamburger.
Jadu: He's been married a long time and has unfortunately developed chronic wasting disease. Yup. The feared CWD.
Vrin: CWD?
Jadu: Yup.
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The intensely depressed feeling one gets after they quit smoking marijuana after long-term, habitual use.
Jay:"man, you were such a stoner..what happened?"
Bob: "I had to quit smoking for 30 days to pass a drug test...im so depressed, i literally started crying when i had to turn down that blunt earlier."
Jay: "man, you got that chronic sadness...bad"
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Any time you smoke weed after 4:20pm. The history as to why it is PM and not AM as well is unknown, but likely arbitrary.
Alt: Slang for when a dealer takes a longer than usual amount of time to deliver your pot.
"Man, it's five o'clock and you're just now smoking up..? You're chronically late!"
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"Usually on time, Timmy wondered why PK was chronically late with the kind he had ordered."
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The severe, frequently reacurring of being a dick. Makes personal attacks verbally, wants to control all situations no matter what situations they are. Makes a girl feel as if she isnt worth respecting, like she has ducked up so badly that she doesnt deserve any respect what so ever. EVEN THOUGH SHE DESERVES THE HIGHEST FORM OF RESPECT SINCE SHE HAD TO DEAL WITH HIM FOR SO LONG. He always has something rude to say, and he always starts a fight. A guy who deserves a foot up his ass to the point where he will taste toes for the next 2 or more months. Doubts everything. The biggest douche bag on the face of the planet.
Julian Torres has C.A.D. "Chronic Asshole Disorder".
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Being sick all the time for no discernable reason. Like, fibromyalgia, but more tiredness and less pain. Typically it's really hard to get people to believe you, especially doctors and social security.
I have chronic fatigue syndrome. Although I'm 22 years old, I still have to live with my parents, who seem to think that my illness is something I made up just so that I could drop out of university and pop pills all day.
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