The action of having your girl give you dome after you did anal and got corn on your dick from her Chipotle burrito or bowl earlier in the day. In order to achieve corn on the cob, anal must take place exactly 8 hours and 30 minutes after the consumption of a Chipotle bowl or burrito.
We did it so dirty last night, I did corn on the cob to finish him
In music, consciously trying to sound complicated or unusual, but instead sounding pretentious or boring.
Why did s/he pick that weird chord? S/he could've just played an E major. S/he is TOTALLY cobbing.
To nibble up and down the length of a shaft with one's front teeth. Like one would a cob of corn.
"They started cobbing my wiener! I was confused but then I got kinda into it."
"She cobbed my dick, dude. I don't think I'll ever recover."
When one is to go so crazy in any particular activity that there kernels are to fall out.
"That was fucking off cob dude"
A upgrade plant in the tower defence game "Plants vs. Zombies" that requires two Kernel-pults in order to plant, plus it can be used to fire explosive corn cobs to deal colossal damage to zombies.
"I survived 30 flags worth with my Cob Cannon strategy."
A plant in the Plants vs. Zombies franchise which is an upgrade plant which requires 2 Kernel-pults to set down, but fires a huge explosive corncob at anywhere you target on the screen.
"I always love Cob Cannons because Survival Endless is super easy with this powerful plant!"
When you have a flaccid penis and just slap it against her pussy lips.
When asked did you have sex with her: na mate had a bad night, just a half ham cob...gutted.