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When a man masturbates during the winter but does not clean any of the residue, semen or "snow", off during the entire winter eventually leading to a point of no return where the penis is no longer visible and only a snowman shaped figure can be made out of the residue near the end of the winter.
Did ya hear about Earl? His mom caught with a Colorado Snowman and now he has to repent for his sins!... and take a bath!
Following a Colorado Campfire, you complete the s'more experience by directing the girls lit farts at the marshmallow thus ensuring a delicious toasty s'more.
My girl took the Colorado Campfire up to the next level by lighting her flatus and giving me a Colorado s'more.
Take a stroll through any alleyway in Colorado, and you'll find yourself being haunted by John Denver's dead corpse.
This is the only way to get some bitches, as it would impress them to see you make it through.
Chick #1: "Hey! We gotta go watch Chad do the Colorado Alleyway!
Chick #2: " Yeah! I doubt he'll make it because of John Denver's dead corpse, but I hope he does!"
The Town where Capcoms Deadrising takes place. Population 53'594 Characteristics JACK SHIT!
Guy 1: Name a really boring city
Guy 2: Willamette Colorado Population 53'594
King of the fuck boys a wanna be gang member a Crip but the only way they are affiliated is there cripped in the brain. One who is most likely to drop the soap in juice and get that thuggish roughish bone
That faggit was a real Colorado keagan
when you can’t afford a nose job, so you go to colorado and do cocaine instead.
Woah, have you seen Ashley? She looks so coked out. I heard she got a colorado nose job.
Brought on by the cannabis movement; colorado granola i.e hippie, flower child, peace, zen...think woodstock.
Mantiou colorado is sure filled with a lot of Colorado granola.