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yeetus yeetus commit self deletus

a harry potter spell. it is one of the Unforgivable curses

voldemort: Yeetus yeetus commit self deletus
everyone: AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

by yeetus yeetus commit self dele April 28, 2023


Commit a crime against capitalism

Yes crimes against capitalism exist. However this crime is currently not achievable unless G-d says capitalism can't exist.

Commit a crime against capitalism is committed when normal people go nuts 🙃 and want to replace capitalism with their own liberal woke ideas. Punishment: remove people like Bill Gates and John Kerry from all levers of power.

by Sexydimma November 26, 2022


Go commit alt+f4 urself

The most deadly insult of all, if you say this to someone, they will instantly disappear from existence.

You should go commit alt+f4 urself kid, ur trash

by SpeedIsKey746 January 5, 2023


Go commit listen to WAP

The ultimate insult or threat

You should go commit listen to wap

by LittenKitten March 15, 2022


Go Commit Viki

The action of screaming incoherently at the first person you see using a mobile device.

"Go Commit Viki, Viki!"

by Alpha Mailman May 18, 2020


commit lethal thing

Say it to ur mom I know she will love it!

Little Timmy: commit lethal thing
Mom: that is good advice I will commit lethal thing.

by NotTuch August 16, 2022


Commitment Puppy

A puppy adopted or bought to prove or force a relationship to be permanent. The modern equivalent of getting pregnant to force a marriage.

Girl 1: Wow, she sure does love that puppy. She's got to have posted at least 50 pictures of it.
Girl 2: It's her commitment puppy, didn't you notice how her boyfriend is in every picture?

by Fresh Edelweiss February 19, 2018