a harry potter spell. it is one of the Unforgivable curses
voldemort: Yeetus yeetus commit self deletus
everyone: AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
Yes crimes against capitalism exist. However this crime is currently not achievable unless G-d says capitalism can't exist.
Commit a crime against capitalism is committed when normal people go nuts 🙃 and want to replace capitalism with their own liberal woke ideas. Punishment: remove people like Bill Gates and John Kerry from all levers of power.
The most deadly insult of all, if you say this to someone, they will instantly disappear from existence.
You should go commit alt+f4 urself kid, ur trash
The action of screaming incoherently at the first person you see using a mobile device.
"Go Commit Viki, Viki!"
Say it to ur mom I know she will love it!
Little Timmy: commit lethal thing
Mom: that is good advice I will commit lethal thing.
A puppy adopted or bought to prove or force a relationship to be permanent. The modern equivalent of getting pregnant to force a marriage.
Girl 1: Wow, she sure does love that puppy. She's got to have posted at least 50 pictures of it.
Girl 2: It's her commitment puppy, didn't you notice how her boyfriend is in every picture?