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The infinite loop of people eating the corn shat out by another person. It will never break down and create an infinite sustainable loop of food.
Hey take a shit in my mouth I'm hungry and your corn from last night will fill me up. By the law of the conservation of corn my stomach will be refilled and I'll be happy!
A conservative who doesn't believe in anything higher than money and pleasure.
A conservative who sucks dick to the oligarchs and the Israel lobby.
Big Mac Conservative: ugh muh liberty muh big macs muh porn Israel is the only democracy in the middle east!
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A collection of knee-jerk reactionary Canadian politicians who have no minds of their own. Are at the beck and call of national and international corporations. They have been trained to bare their teeth when anyone mentions words such environment, national health care, women's and gay rights, transparency, patronage, the poor, etc.
Led by master puppeteer, Stephen Harper. He's well know for cutting loose the strings of any puppet who doesn't perform for him.
When I tell a lie to someone, I am considered a prime candidate for membership in The Conservative Party of Canada.
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The right wing version of political correctness. It can be easily spottered with a sharp ear because most conservatives are easily butthurt men-women children.
Examples of conservative political correctness include:
Christian persecution(there is none)
Butthurt reaction when called a bigot
Offended by being called a racist when using racial slurs
When conservative women are called sluts
Whining about the word white trash
Whining about the expansion of LGBT rights
Whining about socialism(ie what the rest of the civilized world has.)
Calling Atheists godless or Satan worshipers
Using the words "White working class" when it doesn't exist. They are really moochers who pop meth and smoke heroine all day.
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The DePaul Conservative Alliance (DCA) very small group of students at DePaul University that constantly offends everyone on campus with their hate speech and demonstrations. They fly the Confederate flag, jack off to pictures of Ann Coulter(don't tell their priest!), and yell as loud as they can. Everyone thinks they are a joke. They constantly use the Bible as a method of debating. They run a shitty newspaper funded by their rich ass parents with thrilling headlines such as, "War for Oil? Sounds Good to Me!"
Hey look, the DePaul Conservative Alliance is spitting racist bullshit in the student center again! Someone should really shut them down... but then again it is only like 6 people... but they are still annoying as fuck.
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Used to refer to republican conservatives who favor stricter government controls over civil rights, most especially in the War on Terror. The term suggests extreme fear, and is generally applied to those who suggest limiting Constitutional rights to protect against an unseen enemy.
The bedwetting republican conservatives want to spy on us, hold poeple with charging them with a crime, and take away our rights, piss away our tax money, at go to war because they are so worried about terrorists. Meanwhile our boarders are wide open, cargo is not inspected, and the Department of Homeland Security is a joke.
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A Paranoid Conservative who unlike mainstream conservatives buys into one or all of the conspiracy theory's that pop up on the Extreme Right and far-right
Conspiracy theories that somehow make their way into the edges of the mainstream.
example
The War on Christmas
Bither Conspiracy (Obama is not a legal citizen conspiracy)
New World Order Conspiracy
Fema Concentration Camp Conspiracy
Clinton Body Count Conspiracy
Jewish 9/11 Conspiracy
Global Warming is a Fraud Conspiracy
ect...
Don't listen to the guy spewing stories about a New World Order, He's just a Tin Foil Conservative
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