courtesy conversion

The act of expressing a number in both your own unit of measurement, and the unit of measurement used by the listener, out of courtesy.

J: It's 28°C, or 82.4°F, in my room right now, at 2:30 AM!
M: Thanks for the courtesy conversion.

broke conversation

a conversation when not much is said; akward conversations

person1:hey wats up
person2:nothing much,you?
Person1:just chillin
person2:ok...this is a broke conversation

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Conversation Quarterback

Someone who can easily run a conversation, like a quarterback runs an offense. Will make you either easy to talk to, or just make people want to punch you in the face.

Example #1:

Jen: I don't think I can go out with Steve, I'm too shy to talk.

Beth: Don't worry, he's such a conversation quarterback, he'll make it easy for you.


Example #2:

Dude: Man, fuck Brent! He's such a conversation quarterback that he won't let you get a word!

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Premature Conversation

The act of, in theatre, saying your line before the person your talking to, making the dialog sound weird.

Damn, tom just had a bad case of Premature Conversation.

Yeah, the play is ruined!

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conversational chaos

What happens when a group of people get together and all try to talk at the same time.

The ladies of "The View" hone their skills in conversational chaos on each episode.

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Conversational Plagarism

When someone says something that you have previously said and tries to pass it off as their own. You either hear about it from whoever they said it to or you overhear them saying it. Can be extremely irritating, especially if you're the sort of person who dislikes making a scene and doesn't want to call them on it.

Tom: Did you know that (insert interesting fact here)?
Dick: Wow, really? That's so interesting...

LATER

Harry: Did you know that (insert same interesting fact here)
Tom: Yeah, did I tell you that?
Harry: No, Dick did. He's so interesting.
Tom: MOTHERFUCKER!! That's conversational plagarism right there...

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conversate

1. to talk while having sex about things other than sex
2. to have a conversation in bed

Brian and I conversate often when we fuck. We talk about everything from physics to what's for lunch.

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