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When you are with people and there is an equal amount of dick to pussy.
Damn Thomas the dick to cooch ratio is perfect
being able to have sex or birth those kids out your vagina without it stretching and becoming loose
i have an impossible cooch
bro she got an impossible cooch
zarawithabigheart has the impossible cooch!
A girl who wipes from back to front
Eww don’t ask me to go down on you when your vag smells like dookie. Straight porta potty pants. Keep that poopy cooch away from me
Female genital counterpart to "suck my dick"
Kelly: Smooch my cooch, asshole!
or
Mary: Not to smooch my own cooch, but... I was the best player on my team today.
The funk you aquire after coitus, wash it off before railing out that other hoe
"Goddamn, my main hoe gonna know I been tappin that other bitches shit if I don't wash of da cooch dick"