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Famous saying sopposed to be printed on aprons.
What?! Cook?! That doesn't make sense! -Jack (character in Will and Grace, fucking halarious comedy)
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Dane Cook is not remotely funny, yet his extreme body language appeals to a surprisingly large audience. He is obnoxious and unable to string together logical bits of humor. A man of Italian-Irish heritage, somehow Cook was selected to host Saturday Night Live (2005) and was given a Comedy Central Special (2000).
I can recall being in a room full of people rolling over laughing as Dane Cook pretended to be a spitting alien.
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When someone is done for. Like wack or dumb
No one cares your cooked
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Cookes Law states that a girl is fair game if she was in High school at the same time you were. This rule is in effect until said girl graduates, at which time whatever your friends think is acceptable is the new guidline.
Some high schools consist of a different grade system, the mostly widely accepted for this rule is grades 9-12.
Grade 10 girl - "I really like you"
2nd year university boy - "Sorry, cant break Cooke's Law"
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the tacos in Mexico that dont very much taste like regualr meat.often more hard to bite into....if you lost your dog in mexico.. chances are, you ,may be eating it. you also may find this cooked dog substance in tacos, burritos, enchaladas, ect..
(in a Mexican accent)
1:you like cooked dog?
2:cooked dog five dolla.
3:free cooked dog if you buy brac-a-lets!
4:we like cooked dog in me-he-co!!!
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A quiet expression of annoyance, particularly when you're clinically fed up.
Talking to yourself:
Oh, cook a cat...
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A person (only just) who bears a resmemblance to a pig, who also says stupid things, which embarrass him and those around him. They are also the type of person, who thinks that without his ugliness/spots, all members of the opposite sex would be swarming around them.The term can also be used to describe people who have had a very embarrassing and socially threatening sexual mishap/cock-up
"That indian resturant is pricey...but cheap"
"What do you call people that have no parents"
"The sky looks low tonight"
"I dont know how to tuck in my shirt"
"If i didnt have spots, all the women would want me"
(after missing a blatent scoring oppurtunity)"I forgot to shoot!"
"I tried to screw her, with a flop on"
All these quotes are from the original and only Giles Laurence Cooke. Any quotes like this used in the same sort of context, constitutes the quotee to be a "Giles Cooke"
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