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Noun: When all the members of your immediate team at work either resign, change roles, or are fired leaving you all by yourself because roles never get backfilled.
Tanner: Ugh, Tom, James, Megan and Joe all left the team. Now I have no team and have to do 5 jobs. I'm such a corporate orphan :(
Partaking in sexual activity while at work.
"The boss was out of town so I used his office to get some Corporate Action from his secretary"
An employee who adds no value to a company but still gets a paycheck.
That 60 year old guy who don't know how to use computers that works in the it department is a corporate paperweight.
In the movie Office Space Milton is a corporate paperweight.
n.) When you don't have the courage to whip it out
"I thought I was going to go all the way with her, but I pulled a total Corporal Jewkes."
Also rendered as "corporate fanfiction," it is an alternative name for a "cover" or "motivation letter"
From /u/Hawkwise83
You don't love corporate fanfic about how you've always wanted to work at a grocery store and it's your life's passion to make minimum wage?
TL;DR Version:
Every news outlet is owned by a billionaire or $100+ billion corporation.
Every news outlet ignored or underplayed the Epstein story--not a single "journalist" (see: *company*) asked why the feds didn't try to strike a deal with Maxwell for the client list.
We know the client list. Bill Gates, Bill Clinton, and Alan "I kept My Underwear On" Dershowitz, Trump's attorney--none of them have been brought in for questioning.
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(NOT TLDR Version)
Bloomberg is owned by billionaire Bloomberg. MSN is owned by Gates. Murdoch owns Fox News/Wall Street Journal. The Allbritton fam owns Politico. Carlos Slim has the largest stake in the NYTimes. Sumner Redstone owned ViacomCBS. Bezos owns The Washington Post...
Disney owns ABC. Vanguard/Blackrock are the largest stakeholders of MSNBC. Turner controls CNN, along with 200 countries around the world.
Other countries work similarly. The biggest publication in Belgium is owned by billionaire Van Thillio family... etc.
Meanwhile, every news outlet is sponsored by Pfizer ads--notice zero news outlets asked why "the science changed" so many times.
Why are you considered a "conspiracy theorist" and compared with flat-earthers if you ask these questions?
If you have good answers to any of these questions, then it sounds like the Legacy Media is for you :)
(Why did ABC and CBS (legacy media outlets) both censor the Epstein story and even fire a staffer for leaking the story?
"Little Libby Libby knew that white people were the biggest threat to humanity because she heard it from the TV--but what the Corporate Media left out was that 5 corporations, all ran by a billionaire mafiia club, control all the news channels."
"Don't worry about the Epstein/Maxwell Client List; the Corporate Media *should* be talking about how Kanye West is mentally ill for wearing a t-shirt. And Tiger Woods having consensual sex with prostitutes receiving more attention than a cartel flying to an island for children? Pay no attention to the man behind the curtain."
"While you were out watching 'The Bachelorette,' the MSM convinced everyone that the biggest problem in the world was race... little did they know that the MSM was entirely and absolutely owned by just a few billionaires who needed to distract humanity from 'classism' because then people would REALLY tweak out."
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That time between Halloween and Thanksgiving when corporations start promoting holiday products or using the winter holidays as a marketing device. This only applies to before Thanksgiving, afterwards is the Christmas season.
Jerry: Oh, it must be Corporate Christmas, they started taking out the Santa inflatables.