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Have a REAL rather than fake orgasm
My last boyfriend was a loser with ariny unit. I was always faking it just to get it over. Damien makes me cum correct!
One of the worst things man has created
You are not safe from it
I leg intimately hate you auto correct
This stereotype is the type of person that can't under any circumstance accept that anything is a joke, for example you say something like "yo momma so thin she slide under the door, not open it up!" And Auto Correct instead of laughing would barge into the conversation and start saying something like "My mom is not thin, she is healthy and average weight." And autocorrect may be right technically, but at what cost?
The neighborhood Auto-Correct can not take a joke! Can't he tell I was kidding?
While texting, either a friendly little thing or the bane of your existence.
My friend thought I was a telemarketer when I texted him. I told him I was a telemarketer, except auto correct changed my message . I ended up texting him, "Wait, no, I'm not a tellytubby."
An evil supernatural force that changes everything I say against my will. Telling me mow isn't a word when it clearly is and telling me it can't guess the word I'm trying to spell when I am literally ONE LETTER OFF
TEXT CHAT
"I hare auto correct so mulch!!"
"What?"
"AUTO CUCUMBER KEEPS CHONGQING EVERYTHING IM SLAYING!!!"
"turn it off then.."
"But then soelling is impossibld"
"*sighs*"
The act of having mixed children with a black person, so as in to make your family tree line not white anymore
G: hey M I heard your second daughter got married recently! The husband is gorgeous, she's really lucky
K: Yes M finally all your family had that urban correction