Cotton tips

Cotton tips are for cleaning your ears right? cause that's the only way I've been using them. just picking the gunk out of your ears, so satisfying. I once ate a cotton tip and they taste pretty 'not bad' but then kinda disgusted me knowing I put them in my ear.

Kid: Hey dad?
Dad: yeah?
Kid: We've run out of Cotton tips, my ears feel g u n k y
Dad: oh really? Well just use a tissue or something
kid: Oh, ok

cotton swapping

The act of you and a mate simultaneously using cotton swabs to sexually pleasure each other.

Yolanda shoved a cotton swab into nicks urethra as he stimulated her clit with one.

Don't use those cotton swabs in your ears, we were anally cotton swapping with them earlier... they still have fecal matter on them bro.

sam cotton

A really smart sporty/ fit guy who is really good at music especially the drums. He will steal your heart instantly and I love him so much and have since year 7. He is really good looking and all the girls like him he doesn’t even know I like him but he’s still really nice.

I wish my boyfriend was ( sam Cotton )

cotton burn

The feeling of road rash on your penis after beating off in a sock all day.

My girl was out of town all weekend and all this porn has left me with a mean case of cotton burn.

Cotton Picking

Sticking your penis in a fat girls belly button. To clean a girls belly button with your penis.

John was blind and mistakenly fucked fat Jenny in the belly button instead of her pussie. She loves cotton picking.

Savio fucked Juanita in her belly pussie. He exclaimed, "Puta, Im cotton picking!"

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cotton-mouthing

when a dude wears short underwear, and gets a boner. the head of his dick extends beyond the reach of the underwear and hardens. it has now become the only visible part of his dick and resembles when a cotton-mouth peeks above the water

guy 1: dude did you see jonathon give his speech?
guy 2: yea
guy 1: i didn't get to make it. how'd it go?
guy 2: i don't remember alot of it; i was distracted. his dick was just barely showing, like it was peeking out of his underwear
guy 1: oh no! he cotton-mouthed?!
guy 2: totally, we needa buy him some underwear that fit
guy 1: yea, cotton-mouthing sucks

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cotton fever

When you use your left over cottons from shooting heroin to try and get high again, but the result is that you accidentally inject cotton which will cause your body to feel sick and feverish.

I tried shooting one of my cottons today but it only made me sick,i must have cotton fever, my bones ached!

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