cow look

The look in which a person scrunches up their eyes and nose, stares you down, and makes their lips pouty. In doing this, they resemble the look of a cow. If they're fluffy, they look even more like a cow.

"Don't look at "L", he might stare you down with his cow look, and then cow techno might start playing, you don't want that now do you?"

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holy cow

a term which is often exclaimed by a party in disbelief. Usually the person who uses such a phrase will originate from the midwest and may or may not be named dave.

"someone's at the door, should I hide? she's pissed, is it your wife?"

"holy cow! let me hide with you!"

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cow tipping

A hypothetical activity in which cows sleeping while standing up at night are tipped over by a modest exertion of force by (an often inebriated) person. This activity is believed to be physically impossible to accomplish for any reasonable large cow. Most commonly it is played as an in joke among rural people to make fun of urban folks who do not know any better and can be easily convinced that it is possible.

See Snipe Hunt.

Joe and I got plastered and went out cow-tipping. What a blast!

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Cow Bite

The act of making your hand like a cow's mouth and squeezing the life out of a victim's thigh. The signature move of Uncle Bill Swartz.

"OH MY GOD, it's SWARTZIE! He's got Mike in the inaugural family cow bite!!!"

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Magic Cow

A drink that is a mixture of half Dr. Pepper and Half Milk

I am so broke all I can afford is magic cow and spaghetti

Cow Tipsy

When someone takes a shot of vodka with a milk chaser

Did you just make yourself a Cow Tipsy Alex? That's disgusting!

Apocalypse Cow

A beast that has been around since the dawn of time. It is the embodiment of all end-of-the-world prophecies past, present, and future. Its "moo" is a siren's call that leads the gullible, stupid, and ignorant to drink the kool-aid of its teats, hypnotizing them to believe that "judgement day" is closer than it actually is. The hypnotized are so certain of such "imminent" doom that it becomes a self-fulfilling prophecy and they even try to manufacture such apocalypses.

The name comes from the fact that every religious cult has been milking the end-of-world scenario since crawling out of their caves.

Nut: It's May 21, 2011! THE DAY OF DESTRUCTION IS UPON US!!!!

Sane person: Someone's been suckling on the Apocalypse Cow's teats again.