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A set of jumper cables used after a Puerto Rican funeral.
A piece of garden hose and a gas can, used for the purpose of stealing gas.
After all of the batteries were stolen during Alejandro's funeral, the trusty Puerto Rican credit card was called upon to jump-start all of the cars.
Just two days short of payday, Johnny had to break out his Puerto Rican credit card to retrieve some much needed gasoline from the cars at local shopping mall.
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When pissing off someone, start screaming "you got bad credit"
Me: You got bad credit Yaso, you got bad credit!
Yaso: Who are you? Who are you?
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infuriated to the point that you would fornicate with the form of payment being on credit.
Zoe ditched Bobby for Aaron and he was hot enough to fuck on credit.
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A pistol
Hey Rizu, i wanna shoot him up
Rizu: well u might need ''a third world credit card'' for that bro, u want mine?
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Last line in every episode of Nickelodeon's "Roundhouse", indicating (duh) that the show's over.
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When you steal your mom's credit card and then your mom finds out and... oh no
Friend: Hey did you try this new item? It's just 3 bucks!
Me:How do I get it?
Friend: Easy, do the mom's credit card stealing trick, that way you will get rich
Me: So you did it?
Friend: yep, and then my mom came and i won't tell you what happened next
Much like credit card swipping, you take your hand and swish it upward in someone's ass crack to cause them to jump forward and clinch their ass. You get the receipt when they are most vulnerable...lurched forward and nuts in the open. At that point, you take your other hand and hit them in the nuts, as you are taking the receipt.
"Damn....did you see Matt running the credit card and getting the receipt on Roger?"
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