A condition endured by fat people who do not clean properly between their thighs and their pelvic area. The condition is exacerbated by hygienic neglect, heavy walking, and sloppy masturbating. Swamp crotch produces one of the worst smells known to mankind - maybe even the worst. Worse than burnt popcorn, Mexican food-induced flatulence, and a recently run-over skunk combined.
Shawn should wash between his legs in the shower more often. He's got a hellacious case of swamp crotch.
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Bugs or crabs that infest the nether regions of people that have seriously bad hygene whether they be male or female.
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Pubic hair where some long hairs up top, but shaved short around the bizness. Favored by white trash.
Cleetus told me his sister cut herself a camaro crotch. And he'd know since he's up in there all the time.
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Term used when a Womans vagina is unkept and uncleansed. Pertaining to a fishy and otherwise untollerable odor.
Related words: funk snatch
I went down on Debbie last night and had to swallow my own puke because of her carp crotch
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N: referring to the family dog, who steals your sister dirty underwear out of the hamper, then eats the crotch out of her soiled panties. Most crotch muncherβs prefer, period panties, or ones with lots of goo in them.
Addy steals Danielleβs panties and eats the crotch out of them.
Hillary's panties are a Crotch muncher's gourmet snack.
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That girl over there is top notch candy crotch.
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Any extremely obvious boner that shows through one's pants and is usually embarrassing to the one who has it.
Good thing I wore jeans yesterday...it would have been a crotch campground if I didn't!
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