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When you run down the street while pissing on the wall/fence.
Hey dawg, I dare you to cruise control.
Okey dokey, homes, I'll try not to make the walls too wet!
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When a person puts his or her face between a females legs and power licks their lovers vagina at full force. Almost as powerful as Tom Cruises role in Top Gun.
Ryan and Elizabeth were watching Interview with a Vampire and Ryan stated that Tom Cruise was in the movie but Elizabeth disagreed. Ryan wagered a bet that if Tom Cruise was in the movie he would be able to eat her pussy out. After finding out Tom Cruise was in the movie, Ryan Tom Cruised his girlfriend.
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-v- To suffer embarrasment and/or damaged pride as a result of a rental car company shafting you with a PT Cruiser for the week. Inevitably, any man "PT Cruising" will be seen by an alarmingly high number of attractive women who will pass judgement on him without knowing his car is a rental.
Coworker 1: Can you give me a ride to the airport?
Coworker 2: Well, I'm PT Cruising this week...
Coworker 1: Nevermind, I'll call a cab.
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The vaginal, anal, and oral penetration of a woman while she is jacking off two men. All of the 5 men penetrate their assigned orifice for 6 minutes, and then switch off. The total time for the activity is 30 minutes. Cruise Control is mainly intended to humiliate the woman in question
Girl: For my boyfriend's birthday, I agreed to Cruise Control him and his four closest friends. I think I got to know each of them a little bit better after their cocks were in me.
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a badly programmed ballistic weapon used to indiscriminantly target innocent civilians under the impression of high-tech, high-precision warfare.
"That cruise missile just hit Bulgaria"
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A term for getting a girl into bed using the name of the 80's Tom Cruise film All the right moves.
That girl over there is really stunning. It will take some serious Tom Cruising to get her into bed
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noun: the bathroom.
only use if your name is tony
hey my name is tony. where yo' cruise room be at foo-schnikins??
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