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An extremely girthy female's fatter than normal vagina, similar to 2 roast beef sandwiches fighting over the horsey sauce.
Jaquin went to the doctor because Regina's beefy crunch box left his dick toe up from the flo up.
When the carpet by the side of your bed gets hard from all the jizz you ejaculate and later get rid of by smearing it on the side of the carpet. Later that morning when you step on the dry jizz it makes that CRUNCH noise.
carpet+jizz= captain crunch carpet
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When one uses other words, on purpose to exaggerate or by accident because they don’t know how to spell, to build another word.
To exaggerate:
Person 1: How was your history class today?
Person 2: Not so great, I had my final eggs ham.
Person 1: Hmm, using synonym toast crunch? I guess it didn’t go to well at all?
Just plain stupid:
Waiter: *brings food to customers*
Customers: Thank you!
Waiter: You’re welcome, enjoy the meal and bone-apple-tea!
Customers: *to themselves* What a bad case of synonym toast crunch. I think she meant bone apetit.
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the post-eating phenomenon where one's mouth hurts and might bleed due to scraping of the sharp Captain Crunch cereal against the gums and roof of the mouth during mastication. The Cereal even after soaking in milk can stay sharp and lacerate gums if eaten hurriedly.
You need to watch out for Captain-Crunch mouth if you are engaging in oral sex and are at risk for STD infection.
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the best f*ckn manufactured cereal ever. period.
my friend almost suffocated because he couldn't stop to breathe while stuffing his mouth full of the shit. cinnamon toast crunch may even be considered better than sex. maybe...
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When the roof of your mouth is shredded from eating food that is crispy or porous like some breakfast cereals.
I have Cap'n Crunch mouth from breakfast and the roof of my mouth needs time to recover.
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The notoriously green dyed poop that occurs after eating nothing but Cap'n Crunch's Crunch Berries cereal during a typical digestive cycle.
Inspired, Connor stared with intense delight and awe at the crunch berry poop resting delicately at the bottom of his toilet.
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