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The noun that occurs when ones penis/boner becomes so encrusted with smegma and fromunda cheese that it is no longer recognizable as a human penis
Also the noun that occurs when having anal or vaginal sex with a women, but after cumming, not pulling out until your penis has been encrusted into the hole and is irremovable
Guy: alright are you ready for this *whips it out*
Girl: OH MY FUCKING GOD YOU TOTES HAVE A FUCKING CRUST-BONE!!! IM TWEETING THIS
Dude 1: *talking on phone with friend* hey man we had an amazing night, but I can't hang today...
Dude 2: wtf man why not?
Dude 1: I didn't pull out and we fell asleep so now I got a crust-bone…
Dude 2: oh... That sucks...
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When someone cuts the crust off a poptart just to get to the fruity filling.
Boy: There is starving kids in Africa and you can't even eat
your crust.
Girl: I just can't help it...i'm a crust cutter!
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Another name for one's mother. Also known as the person who removes the crust off of your sandwich.
Person 1: Hey, you wanna go to the mall??
Person 2: Have to ask my crust cutter first.
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The dried out flaky semen residue that is left behind in the silky cavernous grooves of the vagina after a long night of cock thumping.
I woke up this morning and went down on Jane again and there were ample amounts of shizam crust that I had to dig through to find her clit.
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A slang term for “fucked up”, screwed up, old, unused, or unwanted.
That pizza has sat out an hour, its “crusted dusted.”
I hope the chicken doesn’t turn out “crusted dusted”
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Its where you cum in her ass and then stuff your nuts in her asshole
John: Me and Maddie tried something new i hit her with the Stuffed Crust
Brian: Dude thats sick but im eating pizza wirh stuffed crust
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