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Dan and Phil are the extremely amazing YouTuber duo, Daniel Howell and Philip Lester. When you think of Dan, you think of Phil, and when you think of Phil, you think of Dan. There is no one without the other. They are the best YouTubers.
“Hey, do you watch Dan and Phil?” Person 1 asked.
“Fuck yea, I love them, they’re so cute and dating secretly!” Person 2 said.
“Don’t forget they’re amazing YouTubers.” Person 3 added.
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man of extraordinary celebrity status, world renowned for handsomeness
i saw handsome dan at the movie premiere
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A man, usually by the name of Dan, Daniel, Danny, who is know for his heroic acts.
A man named Daniel who is known by the ladies as Dan the Man for the size of his large penis.
That nigga Dan the Man he fucked 3 bitches at once
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Balancing on the tip of your dick and then ejaculating so hard that you hover off the ground
Man i did a Dickstand Dan last night and i sware i got over 6 inches off the ground...
Yea then i heard that Eric drank the remains
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Dan Konopka is the drummer for the wonderful, amazing band OK Go. Some people would lead you to think he isn't important -- that he doesn't matter. Why, do you suppose?
HIS HUMBLENESS EXCEEDS YOUR BRAINPOWER, that's why.
He is good-looking, suave, but dreadfully overlooked for the more mainstream looks of Damian Kulash, Jr. and Andy Ross or the oddities of Tim Nordwind. Yet, beneath the spicy, creative shows of them, underneath lies the sweet, delightfully awkward persona of Dan.
Hormone-infused girl: Mmm...Damian...you are too DELICIOUS! Oh, oh, here look, it's a picture of him, and he's almost NAKED.
Smart girl: Psh. Sure, he looks good, but I like Dan better....
Hormone-infused girl: ...who?
Smart girl: facepalm
Also --
atianafiorella: and Dan Konopka. no one really cares about Dan.
Me: ...how...how dare you?!
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(1) proper name of a steam powered dildo from the novel "Naked Lunch" by William S. Burroughs.
(2) jazzy rock band from the 70's, most of whom's subtle lyrics are about heavy heavy drug use, ludacrus sex and suicide. curiously, a favorite of house wives everywhere for their soft tones and smooth vocals.
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Dan Cole "The Common Man" is the most awesome radio show in the Minneapolis/St. Paul/Greater Minnesota area. He hosts "The Common Man Show" on the Fan, a Sports/Talk station in Twin Cities market which which is simulcasted across the upper midwest. His show consists of Tomfoolery ans Skullduggery. One of the first to coin the term Rube, his sense of humor is that which some people don't understand. He'll pretend to be dumb and not know what he's talking about, when he actually does know what he's talking about, just to throw some people who don't get the humor off. He has a following callied the commonwealth who help contribute humor to his show. His show is also called "Nothing at Noon", and also "Next to Nothing at 1"
Dan Cole "the Common Man" is the King of Twin Cities radio.
Dan Cole is 10 times better than that idiot on the KQ Morning show Tom Barnyard
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