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One of the finest physicians practicing in America today. He has a family practice that is available in every liquor store from Hoboken to Frisco. His diagnoses may be many, but the cure is always the same... 20cc of his tasty award-winning schnapps!
CAUTION: Schnapps may not be tasty or award winning. Dr. McGillicuddy received his doctorate in communications, not a medical doctor.
Patient: "Dude, that chick gave me chlamydia!"
Friend: "Man, that sucks, lets go see what Dr. McGillicuddy thinks of this."
*20 minutes later*
Patient: "It burns when it pee."
Friend: "Quit bitchin and drink your medicine."
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The act of bringing your male partner to climax using only your feet, akin to a hand job.
That girl, Carla, gives mad Dr. Scholls.
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One of the hottest and best characters, his sassiness is SO HOT I REPEAT SO HOT.
Friend:hey who do you think is one of the hottest characters in marvel⁉️
Me:DR STRANGE I REPEAT DR STRANGE ‼️‼️
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In Short: The really muscular naked blue guy from Watchmen
In Long: A normal man, exposed to radiation by accident one day at work at an army base. His body was torn apart, literally. But he was able to rebuild himself piece by piece. He is America's greatest weapon because he has a high level of radiation surrounding him, and can disintegrate his enemies on contact. He wore clothes twice in the movie "Watchmen". All the other times, he was naked, and nobody seemed to mind, or even notice. Just see the movie, it explains alot of stuff.
Dr Manhattan: "The existence of human life is a highly overrated phenomenon"
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The title and the name of the main character of a classic British TV show. First aired in 1963 till it’s cancellation in 1989. Became a made for TV movie in 1996. And in 2005 a new series aired.
See Doctor Who
"What are you watching?"
"The new Dr. Who"
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Medicine-esque piece-of-shit soft drink that stupid Americans like probably because they truely believe a Doctor came up with the vile concontion. If a doctor, or maybe a chemist, indeed did come up with it, here's the official recipe:
1. pathetic name
2. pepper
3. liberal amount of cough mixture
4. that stuff thats underneath the keys on your keyboard
5. vinegar
6. sugar
7. piss
8. some shit to make it brown
Refer to coke or pepsi for far better tasting alternatives.
"What is this crap they're trying to pass off as legimate soft drink?"
"Its Dr. Pepper, and thankfully it onl lasted 19 seconds in our country"
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