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A female that is 5 foot 4, medium build, flat like a 2x4, piss blonde hair and a face only a blind mother could love
Did you see that South Dakota Four sitting at the table behind us?
When one man snorts a line of cocaine off of the erection of another man, while insisting it’s not gay.
Theses guys got caught giving each other the South Dakota Snowblower, but it’s cool because they said it’s not gay.
The South Dakota Slider is preformed the same way as the Baltimore Backdraft. However, instead of blowing the feces out of the funnel, the individual runs out of air, and the feces slides down his/her throat, usually resulting in vomiting.
I had to call into work today telling them I was sick, hopefully they do not find out I was sick form a South Dakota Slider.
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When a bitch pokes her head out of the water like an alligator and you shoot your load and she catches it in her mouth, like an alligator.
That bitch so wet i gave her a north Dakota alligator in my mom's swimming pool.
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The South Dakota Beast is a person who has a very rocky past. They have been through a lot, and has taken many tragedies and turning them into experience.
When they are threatened they become numb. When faced with a challenge they aren't at all threatened, they are merely amused. And will retaliate if necessary.
And one being that is a pest to the Beast is known as The Man, who can't compare to the Beast. The Beast has been beaten, attacked, misused, betrayed, misled, and left in it's past. The Beast was most likely a gangster in it's past, to fight for their once friends. They are most likely lost and do not know what to do. The South Dakota Beast is street smart. They most definitely know how to fight, and how to truly hurt someone. But they don't want to. They are creative, rather to be in their own world, trying to blank out the cold world around them. They are usually quiet, they believe if they are quiet they can learn more and perhaps even make friends. They are perceived as vicious creatures, however they will become vicious, ferocious beasts if messed with. Yes, the South Dakota Beast will maul you.
Random Person: "Wow! Didju see that dude? He totally wrecked that douche!"
Random Person 2: "Yep, that's a South Dakota Beast."
Random Person: "Why is that girl so quiet? It's creepy..."
Random Person 2: "Ya, I think that's a South Dakota Beast..."
Random Person: "Did ya hear? The Man was messing with Fangirl F.A.W., and The South Dakota Beast mauled her/him!"
The Man: You are an idiot.
The South Dakota Beast: Oh, okay. Glad we cleared that up.
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A small hick town where the guys think they're gangsters and the girls are ratchet. Population is about 14k
DAMN that town was like yankton, south dakota. All them wannabes man. That shit is crazy
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A dumb place with nothing to do. Really small and most have never heard of it. Nobody likes this place.
"hey, what should we do tonight in Berthold, North Dakota."
--"there is nothing to do in Berthold."
"OK, let's leave."
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