Random
Source Code
Random
Referring to Michelangelo’s famous nude sculpture, implying that you need to put some pants on.
Dude you can’t just walk around in The David.
a somewhat buff man, unable to wipe his own anus after defication
Andy: "I had a dream with David in it last night"
Jenn: "Wait, did you and him have an ass-wiping contest and you won?"
Mickey: "hahahahahahah"
21👍 29👎
Charming. Arrogant. Handsome. Athletic. Tall.
David is the one to always succeed and break a heart without thinking twice. David will always be surrounded by "supporters" without ever knowing that he's the small fish thrown into a sea full of sharks.
David, nice job at the game! Can I have one of your hoes?
7👍 7👎
mostly a piece of shit no one likes but is good once in awhile.
i barfed in disgust at David when I saw him walking by
5👍 3👎
David is a stupid ass little Wrestler, talking shit to his friends and likes some whore slut bitch who should be bitch slapped named Aleny, he's sensitive as fuck, he's also a simp who likes Naruto and likes Ruby
In a sentence:
What's that one Simp?
David
4👍 3👎
david: ha ha ur mom
you: ur not funny
david: *sadness noise*
4👍 3👎
David usually has a big booty and likest to put on makeup and also has a short temper.
David is so annoying
3👍 2👎