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David the shrexiest subspecies of man to ever live. Has overcome the need of these things called “friends” or something idk.
David and Jordan
Referring to Michelangelo’s famous nude sculpture, implying that you need to put some pants on.
Dude you can’t just walk around in The David.
a somewhat buff man, unable to wipe his own anus after defication
Andy: "I had a dream with David in it last night"
Jenn: "Wait, did you and him have an ass-wiping contest and you won?"
Mickey: "hahahahahahah"
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Charming. Arrogant. Handsome. Athletic. Tall.
David is the one to always succeed and break a heart without thinking twice. David will always be surrounded by "supporters" without ever knowing that he's the small fish thrown into a sea full of sharks.
David, nice job at the game! Can I have one of your hoes?
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mostly a piece of shit no one likes but is good once in awhile.
i barfed in disgust at David when I saw him walking by
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David is a stupid ass little Wrestler, talking shit to his friends and likes some whore slut bitch who should be bitch slapped named Aleny, he's sensitive as fuck, he's also a simp who likes Naruto and likes Ruby
In a sentence:
What's that one Simp?
David
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david: ha ha ur mom
you: ur not funny
david: *sadness noise*
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