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When you walk down a hallway and come across a set of open doors leading to another part of the hallway, and you close them for no other reason than to mildly inconvinience them.
This has been classified as an official act of tomfoolery. It is a recommended action.
David: you know what to do
Aiden: aha! Are we daviding the school today?
David: yes, i'll get the left side you get the right side
Aiden: a dapper action indeed, lets david this bitch
To say "Be right back" only to never return leaving your friends waiting and wondering what happened or when will you return.
where did they go? oh he is daviding again.
a somewhat buff man, unable to wipe his own anus after defication
Andy: "I had a dream with David in it last night"
Jenn: "Wait, did you and him have an ass-wiping contest and you won?"
Mickey: "hahahahahahah"
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Charming. Arrogant. Handsome. Athletic. Tall.
David is the one to always succeed and break a heart without thinking twice. David will always be surrounded by "supporters" without ever knowing that he's the small fish thrown into a sea full of sharks.
David, nice job at the game! Can I have one of your hoes?
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mostly a piece of shit no one likes but is good once in awhile.
i barfed in disgust at David when I saw him walking by
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David is a stupid ass little Wrestler, talking shit to his friends and likes some whore slut bitch who should be bitch slapped named Aleny, he's sensitive as fuck, he's also a simp who likes Naruto and likes Ruby
In a sentence:
What's that one Simp?
David
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david: ha ha ur mom
you: ur not funny
david: *sadness noise*
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