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The #1 best father to ever exist.
Hey! Is that Dennis Burleson? The best dad ever?
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When someone cums in your food
I think your burger may end up being a Denny’s Special after the way you spoke to that waiter..
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A 1, 000, 000 : 1 ratio, as observed by professor Frink, ie one person in a million will find a joke funny.
A reference to Dennis Miller's sometimes mystifying commentary on ESPN's Monday Night Football.
*Lisa reads Comic Book Guy's Shirt*
Lisa: C:, C:\Dos, C:\Dos\Run. Ha! Only one person in a million would find that funny.
Frink: Yes, we call that the Dennis Miller Ratio.
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A simple well drink cocktail comprising of double or triple vodka with a conservative splash of cranberry juice served on the rocks in a short glass with a straw that is consumed on a work or school-night.
Origin: in the fifth task of the eighth season of Celebrity Apprentice (2009), retired NBA champion Dennis Rodman got fired because he was ineffective on the task due to a hang over from consuming several vodka-diulted vodka-cranberries with Tom Green the night before. Thus the Dennis Rodman cocktail.
Lashaya: Hi Carlton happy hump day and welcome back to my bar. What would you like to drink tonight sweetie?
Carlton: I want to drink to forget even though I have an important work day tomorrow. I would like a Dennis Rodman (cocktail) please.
Lashaya: Triple vodka with a shot of cran in a short glass and a straw for maximum efficent sippage you got it.
Used to shoot down someone's thoughts, actions, or feelings in a witty and formal way.
It is a reference to the move, Dreamscape, where Dennis Quaid plays the main role. He enters people's dreams and helps them conquer their fears.
Person A: "I've been wanting to ask you this for a long time...will you marry me?"
Person B: "Dream on Dennis Quaid"
Born June 17th, 1967 in Washington State, Assumed the stage name "Dennis Michael" and performs as a comedy magician, inventor of magic effects, creative free thinker, artist and a downright entertaining person to invite to your party. Intelligent observer and caring husband and father. Avid fly fisherman and designer of fishing flys using unconventional materials.
Dennis Vander Houwen comedy magician
The best reggae artist of the century and member of famous reggae band Aswad and his nickname was Gad.
Oh my god is that Dennis Anthony Robinson I'm a big fan