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When humidity and dew point conditions are perfect in the Ozark mountains of Missouri, a due sets in that is made from mountain dew. Also, when there is frost here it becomes a mountain dew slushy.
Is there a dew right now?
No theres a mountain dew!
Oh we've reached the Mountain Dew Point!
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All the kickass taste and caffeine of Mountain Dew, but with no calories so you can maintain your girlish figure.
See Essence of Late Nights.
Dude, let's pick up some Diet Mountain Dew.
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An incompetent redneck will only drink beverages such as Budweiser, Cherry Coke, and mainly Mountain Dew. These rednecks tend to be blatantly drunk at any given time, but simultaneously energized by caffeine from energy drinks and of course, Mountain Dew.
Redneck: Whew, go Jeff Gordon!
Civilian: Damn they're annoying
Redneck: Cletus go grab me another six pack of Dew
Civilian 2: Yea, Mountain Dew-shBags too.
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the second best drink ever known to man, being surpassed only by the original mountain dew, which everyone knows is gods nectar handed down to man to quench out thirst when no other beverage will do.
kevin: OH MY GOD!!! WE ARE OUT OF MOUNTAIN DEW!!!!
Justin: we have mountain dew supernova.
kevin: profit!
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Extra-Extra Virgin Olive Oil consumed by gamers, incels, and boomers who can't stomach monster. Actually tastes pretty good. Sometimes shortened to "Dew".
Friend 1: Hey bro wanna shred some Diablo and drink some Mountain Dew tonight?
Friend 2: Hell yeah!
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A widely known drink in America,named after the dew that comes from the leaves after a good rain.
"I'm all jacked up on Mountain Dew!"
I drank some Mountain Dew.
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Replacement for alcohol used by gamers below 18
Liquor's gotten old. Let's try something more addicting like Mountain Dew
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