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Dock Blocked

When one can’t dock a bikeshare bike because all the spaces are full in the station where you want to stop. When a bikeshare biker takes the last dock in a station preventing you from docking.

I was on time for work until some asshole dock blocked me and had bike three blocks to the next station.

by estowista May 26, 2011

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Loading Dock

When a guy comes in you but you don't orgasm therefore you are a load dock.

Briar: "How was the sex?"
Jade: "Have you ever just felt like a loading dock?"

by foundations of statistics December 2, 2016

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boat docks

When a man's hairline recedes above his temples only.

When you look at a man from the top of his head and his hairline is shaped like an "M". The "boat docks" are the part of the hairline that is pulling away from the forehead.

by fnkymuzik November 12, 2013

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dock a sub

(to dock a sub)
surfing term. a surfer desperately needing to take a dump while awaiting a wave, may choose to 'dock a sub' as opposed to paddling in to do his/her business.

ie: dude! the sets were coming in perfect about 1/4 mile offshore, and those eastside punks were way too close to my set - i docked a sub, caught that wave, and then sanchezzed them with it.

by westside February 25, 2005

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de-docking

The process by which two guys remove themselves from a docking position; often requiring manual force, lubrication and occasionally mechanical devices.

After docking for several days, still filled with passion, Jim looked passionately into Paul’s eyes and new it was time to start de-docking.

by BeBold/blove November 15, 2010

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dock the dick

to castrate (in another way of course)

"Understand Rael, that's the end of your tail."
"Don't delay, dock the dick!" I watch his countdown timer tick.
-Genesis, The Colony Of Slippermen

by Alex March 19, 2003

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ass docking

the act of shoving a tube up ones asshole and then your partners asshole then one of you shits and it goes inside.

chris loves ass docking

by pony rapist/skull fucker March 14, 2012

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