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douche out

To rinse; usually with fresh water.

Hey Norm, don't forget to douche out that carafay before you start a new pot of coffee!

by Telephony July 17, 2014


Douche Pump

A pressurized Douche; someone who is so unpleasant that its just unbearable to be around them.

That guy is such a douche pump, I wish he wouldn't follow us around asking to smoke hookah so much. He should be dildo spiked.

by Dr SlangBang May 12, 2010


Douche Car

a game similar to "punchbuggie" where you punch someone and yell "douche car!" when you see one.
Criteria for a douchcar include:
- super loud music
- people hollering out the windows
- cheesy painting
- speeding with loud muffler
- a douche is driving the car
- vanity plate
- low riding
- ridiculous rims or spoilers
one or any combination of there douche factors can classify something as a douche car and you can punch someone for it, but once they punch you you can't punch them for the same car.

*cars speeds by well guys yell profane comments at pedestrians*
Jordana: "Douchcar!" *punches kathleen*
Kathleen: "ya that was a douche car"

by JordanaKathleen February 11, 2012


Mountain Douching

When someone who recently had unprotected sex douches using Mountain Dew hoping that the yellow 5 will kill the sperm.

Elizabeth: I can't believe I didn't use protection.
Julie: Don't worry, you should try mountain douching.

by Anhydrous-Caffeine February 25, 2011


douche donut

Another word for Man Bun

You call that a man bun, but I call it a Douche Donut.

by ddonley88 April 15, 2016

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Douche knot

A man bun

Look at that dude's douche knot

by Mulc1645 May 7, 2016

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Goose Douche

A Goose Douche is an individual that orders Grey Goose Vodka bottle service at club due to the perception that the spirit imparts a certain level of status.

That Jersey guido thinks he's cool because he's paying $400 for a bottle of Grey Goose but most the girls in here realize that he's a Goose Douche.

by PLe1 March 6, 2009

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