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after pulling a cleveland steamer on a girl cum all over the poop and it looks like a glazed chocolate doughnut
lidia: yesterday tom gave me a glazed chocolate doughnut it tasted so good
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The act of ejaculating in a blood filled cunt
Jane wanted to fuck so bad whilst she was on her period, so I gave her a creampie. When I pulled out it looked like a Jewish jam doughnut.
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This is when both a man and a woman are in the 69 position; the man would then ejaculate into the woman’s mouth while she simultaneously squirts period blood into his. The two parties would then make-out exchanging the fluids together which then makes a pink like substance around their mouths. This make it look like the two have been enjoying a nice jelly doughnut in Toronto!
Greg: Dan why do you have pink shit all over your mouth?
Dan: Well I just gave Jill a "Toronto Jelly Doughnut"!
Greg:.....Fuck you.
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"Get me that box of baby doughnuts, they help lower colesterol!"
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Meaning to start work, from the Dunkin Doughnuts commercials where the man who makes the doughnuts would state "time to make the doughnuts" when leving home for work to "make the doughnuts"
Just before the 5 O'Clock news team went on air the stage manger states "Time to make the doughnuts" to let everyone know they are about to broadcst
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when you piss in someone's ass and then shucks it out
last night i drank amanda's golden doughnut shake.
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When a couple engages in vag-sex sporadically in public, and the guy blows his load in her, and they just get up and walk away like nothing ever happened, and the receiver doesn't have time to clean the mess inside her, and it dries up and gets all crusty.
"So I just cleaned up my Krusty Cream Doughnut from when my husband did me in the car right before we went into my mom's house for dinner."
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