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A elf is a FUCKING FAKE CHISTMAS THING THAT IS JUST CREEPY
IT STAIRS INTO YOU’RE SOLE AT NIGHT
Hey have u seen what my elf has done today?
K: "L. Jackson is like an elf, y'know?"
R: "Yeah, she's an (e)vil (l)ittle (f)ucker!"
J: "...I can't gainsay any of that last sentence; you may have hit the nail on the head there..."
A Chinese midget that is forced to work with a fat fuck in his factory to make toys and other shenanigans.
-yo dude look at the elf
-awesome, I wonder if it will give me a Huawei for Christmas
Stands for evil little fucker.
*someone does something to annoy you, or does something sly or evil*
Man, you're an elf.
*Child pisses you off...
Child: Mummy can I have , give me, I want...
Mummy: Shut up ya elf.
To be incredibly short and have jerk friends who keep mentioning jokes about you escaping the North Pole. Your ussally able to fit in garbage cans,recycle bins.
the movie elf that is over played at Christmas
The long haired bad ass bow men from lord of the rings
Brandon is such a elf
Why do play elf so much
Elves are way better than dwarves