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When a woman kneels before 3 guys, gives on head and pulls the other two, looking like a screeching eagle
Dude, your mum looks like a screeching eagle!
Thanks Dad
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A rediculously large and totally impractical pistol, often found gold plated in the hands of pimps with small genetalia. Designed in Israel, probably to prove that what they lack in foreskin they make up for in firepower...
Fo'shnizzle, bihatch - don't you go getting your jizzed-up fingahz all over mah bling-bling Desert Eagle know wot Ah mean? Uh huh? Now pass me mah crack, bihatch!
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Will always be known as the team with the best fans. Given a second chance, they will shock you with the biggest comeback yet. Carson Wentz leads the team to victory. Their fans will go to every game no matter where it is. Games are celebrated with Monday morning Dunkin' donut runs and the best eagles jersey you have.
person 1: Woah did you watch the The Philadelphia Eagles game last night?
person 2: Yeah they totally killed it. Lets go get Dunkin
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I am an Eagles fan. My team has never won the Super Bowl, therefore, I suffer from a super-sized inferiority complex. I am insanely jealous of the Dallas Cowboys because they have won FIVE Super Bowls. I am ashamed of my jealousy, so I admit it to no one, not even myself. Instead, I refer to my jealousy as ‘hatred’, because ‘I hate you’ sounds less girly and childish than ‘I’m jealous of you’.
I’ll offer every reason under the sun for my hatred, even though my own words and actions will prove each to be a lie. Truth is, every reason I give for my hatred is simply an excuse to avoid admitting that I’m jealous of the Cowboys’ success. That their success began so long ago only makes my jealous rage even more pathetic. My simple mind can’t move on; I am obsessed with envy.
When Dallas comes to town, I'll behave like a complete degenerate towards the Cowboys and their fans in the juvenile belief that my behavior somehow demonstrates my devotion to the Eagles. My drunken bravado flourishes safely inside the cocoon created by 60,000 of my fellow fans; I dig deep to summon the courage to spit on little girls wearing Cowboys gear; my low-life friends are impressed!
When I travel to Dallas, I’m stupefied and disappointed that the Cowboys fans treat me with respect, or worse, ignore me. What am I, just another visiting fan? Why don’t they ‘hate’ me as I ‘hate’ them? Could it be that the Eagles and I have achieved nothing to be jealous of?
Look at that little eagles fan trying to start a fight. The Cowboys fan is just ignoring him; that must really be eating at him. I don't think he realizes he's not at the linc and will have to go 1 on 1 when he finally pisses this guy off.
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1. (noun, verb) A rare solo sexual position where a man bends his torso forward and inadvertedly inserts his genitalia into his own ass. This is usually done while wearing a flamboyant purple shirt.
2. (figurative verb) Fucking yourself over at a very inopportune time
Rich really purple-eagled himself when he attempted to talk to that hot girl.
He shouldn't have even studied for that exam because he purple-eagled the hell out of it.
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A store with slightly expensive, highly fashionable clothing. By some, seen as a lower priced version of Abercrombie . Clothing is,ironically, often made outside of the United States. Probably uses child labour.
I got the coolest shirt at American Eagle.
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1)a store that has clothes for teens and stuff like that
2)a place where preps shop (not saying its a preppy store but all the preps shop there)
3)a place where posers shop (not saying all the people that shop there are posers)
day 1- a girl comes to school with a american eagle polo and a skirt to go with it and acts all preppy. people complements her outfit
day 2- the same girl comes to school the next day with a volcome hoodie and ripped jeans. some people just stare at her and some people compliment her hoodie
day 3- the same girl comes to school with a south pole shirt and some g-unit shoes. nobody compliments her and just stares at her
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