Random
Source Code
Random
Unlike Standard or Common English which refer to a formal or casual (which can incorporate texting abbreviations etc. and the rules that apply when using them) form respectively, Proper English is different. Many people still don't know that while Standard and Common forms can change based on society's changes, Proper English cannot. Standard and Proper English used to be one and the same, however with major grammatical changes, such as the dropping of "thou" and "thine", Proper English and Standard English split. This is due to the fact that the Proper form is not allowed to change it's grammatical rules, excepting the additions of words where needed. Therefore, Proper English actually refers to Middle English, where these rules for the language were set in place. Standard And Common forms were also one and the same. More can be found at Standard English
"Shakespeare is actually written in Proper English"
6👍 3👎
A sexual act; when a dude titty fucks his girl backwards with his ass in her face and she eats out his anus.
Hey stud, I'm jonesing for an english brunch!
27👍 18👎
Commonwealth English is a collective term for the perceived standard English language used in the Commonwealth of Nations1 and many Former British Nations where English is at least a common second language. Thus it applys in theory to Australian English, British English, Caribbean English, Canadian English, Hiberno-English (Irish English)2, Hong Kong English3, Indian English (includes Pakistani English), formal Malaysian English, New Zealand English, formal Singapore English (but not colloquial Singlish) and South African English.
Commonwealth English is a collective term for the perceived standard English language
21👍 14👎
Someone who acts as if they are British, when they reside in another country.
"I may be German but you're an English Pig"
"Hey Chris, you're an English Pig"
"You live in Canada and have a British flag Tattoo, dude you are a dirty English Pig"
22👍 15👎
Jack Brockton nobles crumpled up book
Jacks English book got crumpled and nobified
it’s basically tommyinnit, as he said on his birthday stream, it’s not Shakespeare.
Friend: “tommyinnit is the god of english”
Me: “I know, he said haiajwjsu is a word”
2👍 1👎
Jake English is a character from the comic Homestuck. he is a rather complex character who is a Page of hope. He wishes to be an adventuring brave man but in reality is scared, and he hurts and heavily relies on others without knowing it. he is mostly seen as the main crush for the alpha kids. especially Jane Crocker and Dirk strider.
person 1: oh Jesus I think one of the worst characters in homestuck is Jake English.
person 2: oh come on he isn't that bad, just misunderstood. now {bro strider and vriska Serket on the other hand-