Hockey Stick

1. A stick used to hit a hockey puck in the game of Hockey.

2. A Canadian Sex Act -- The only thing the man wears is Ice Skates on his feet, while the girl performs a frosty mitten job, naked, while the man hold her legs, and caries her around, while motor boating her chest.

Drew, "Dude man, did you see last night when that dude broke my hockey stick?"
Adam, "SICK!"

Cassidy, "Taylor, I went to Canada last weekend, and I ran into some old friends, and they were totally doing the Hockey Stick!!"
Taylor, "OMFG! That's BAD ASS!"

hockey injury

a cover up for injuries caused by rolling around on your bedroom floor preparing for your Gymnastic recital.

Fabio got a "hockey injury" while preparing for a gymnastic meet.

Hockey mom

A Canadian version of a soccer mom.


soccer mom

Sarah Palin: I'm a hockey mom that everyone can relate to!

hockey puck

A real shity hamburger,
you know... the kind they serve in the school lunch room.

I'm not eating in the cafeteria , they are servin' hockey pucks today.

hockey goon

A man who beats the shit out of people when they rough up there players. Normally is not very good at hocke yand is only there to injure other guys.

Man that guy is such a hockey goon
yeah he beat the shit out of that one asshole

Hockey Fight

The act of pulling someone's shirt/sweatshirt over there head before landing an upper cut.

As the fight grew to a climax, Bob yelled hockey fight and decisively ended it as he pulled Jim's sweatshirt over his head and landed an upper cut.

sled hockey

the description of a bender/plug who can't even stand up under his own weight on the ice.

Hey 1-5, i've seen better crossovers in sled hockey.