Synonymous with "Disciple of Vapour", taken to the next level of being almost 30 years old. Being a 'Father Paranoia' is basically shedding your quarter life crisis for your mid-life crisis.
Friend 1:"I use to be 'Disciple of Vapour'...but that name sucks, I'm gonna be 'Father Paranoia' now."
Friend 2:"When are you going to be comfortable with your identity?"
When you’re watching Forensic Files and the father totally tapped the daughter.
Something Luke will never see.
Person 1: Have you seen Luke's Father?
Person 2: I think he is in Louisiana right now, and not with Luke.
Creepy old man may have taken my brother
Yes this is where he (father kelleher) touched me
swagger, he eats people. if you do not praise them. You will be attacked.
Person 1: Have you heard of FATHER SWAG?
person 2: Yes, he’s super cool but terrifying.
Similar to dad dick, a complete and utter dominance of one party over another.
UMBC father penised UVA in the tourney last year.
when a guy can make nature in bed like squirting is a hurricane snow is cum ect
I am the father of nature I made my girl snow in bed last night