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1. verb. to fart under embarrassing conditions.
2. verb. to release a fart that has an incredible stench. (literally a false poop.)
Jennifer, thinking she was alone in the library, loudly faux-pood.
A fake Freddie Mercury. Some wannabee who thinks they are the next Freddie Mercury just because they can cover a Queen song or two.
Damn, that boy wishes he could sing as good as Freddie Mercury but he's just another faux Freddie.
A person (generally under age 50) who poses online as a much older person or over retirement age. Phrase first coined by Aly of Thanet in conversation with Rob of Thanet.
I was chatting with a faux-AP last night on Tinder.
A beard no longer than 1/2 inch long used by hipsters to get jobs in coffee shops and pick up impressionable chicks wearing converse shoes. You may not "get it" at first. If it is "hollywood scruff" and under 1/8 of an inch it does not qualify. Rednecks who can't grow beards also don't qualify. To distinguish between the two, ask if they like the new Toby Keith album. If they say, "Who?" Then you have encountered a hipster with a faux beard.
Wow, that guy in the Verizon 4G commercial with the rocket totally has a faux beard. I didn't even know hipsters liked rockets.
A false six pack as seen on Robert Pattinson's stomach in New Moon.
A: I'm so excited about New Moon.
B: Why?
A: Because I'm looking forward to see Edward's six pack.
B: I'm excited too but I prefer Jacob's abs because Edward's is a faux-pack.
It's when a small penis male stuffs the crotch area of his pants to make it seem he has one, OR when a female who wishes she were a male does the same
"... so i grabbed him and realized it wasn't real, it was just a faux cawk."