fecal grindr is the best grindcore band ever on god cuh
fecal grindr will kick your ass
A condition often provoked by anal sex in the bathtub
Stacey: Yes we can try anal in the bathtub so it doesn't get messy
Ron: Ok honey... anything for anal
Stacey: Oh that is pretty good Ron... please take it out though
Ron: Holy cow! What came out with my penis
Stecey: I don't know honey... let's call it a fecal floatation
Discussion of one's recent bowel movements
Yesterday, Eric and I were talking about the biggest craps we'd ever taken. It was complete fecal chatter.
The act of living under a "fecal dom" who allows or disallow personal bowel movements. The (poly) meaning the "fecal dom" is overseeing many 2-7 "fecal subs" this of course ads to the degradation as you are only one of many "fecal subs" one of the main rules is you can only gain permission of bowel autonomy (for a set period of time) if the "fecal sub" asks in person over the phone or by mail is not permitted.
"Poly-erotic fecal subordination has made my daily life more structured and more erotic!"
"Wow, that's awesome!"
A cold that is transmitted through the nose upon smelling the flatulance (Intestinal gas that’s passed from the anus.) of someone that has fallen ill. Similar to a standard cold the infected will often have a “runny” nose although the discharge will have a brown tint. Any sneezes will often have a fecal aroma as well.
Steve missed work today because of the “Fecal Cold” he caught when Jim farted while he was still contagious.
A more polite way of saying "shit head" without actually swearing.
"Hey fecal face! Fuck you!"
dude i gotta pull a fecal bomb right now
Translation: Dude i gotta poopie right now