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Francis Fur

When cousins are all at the beach surfing, and one has a totally hairy chest while the others are all baby-seal-slick, that hairy cousin has Francis Fur.

Francis Fur grows like a genetic mutation, and can not be easily shaved. Razors clog and break so tree trimmers are needed. Francis Fur creates enough static electricity on a dry winter day to power a house for a week.

Francis Fur has a Velcro effect and must be covered by a cotton shirt, preferably one with a 4 leaf Irish clover logo on it, in order to prevent static cling to any item.

During a family get together, Uncle Kurt told everyone a surfing story:

“Wow, when cousin Steve, went surfing with cousin Damon, they were riding a wave and really carving the tube. All of a sudden, both boards got magically stuck in the water and they both flew off into the rotor.”

“When they cam up, both boards were stuck to cousin Fran, who had been body surfing in the path. Apparently, his Francis Fur velcroed the boards because he didn’t have his t-shirt on.”

“Luckily, neither Steve nor Damon were injured when the boards were ripped out from under them.”

by No Tango and no Cash September 29, 2023


Francis Pegahmagabow

Canadian indigenous soldier, and the most decorated Canadian indigenous soldier. fought in the First World War, and is known as one of the greatest Canadian snipers, with a kill count of 300, and a captured count of around 375.

Francis Pegahmagabow Was a soldier.

by TheInternetSnake January 10, 2023


allan francis

Allan francis a good person.He is a talentd person and will beat a boy up for his girl

This boy was trying to steal allan francis's girlfriend and allan beat him up

by Heeehehueheheurr March 26, 2017


Francis the talking mule

A very popular tv show.

I spoke to Francis. He's been promoted to an intelligence officer. Francis the talking mule, loves apples.

by Iam not Elmer Fudd December 22, 2019


Francis Kim

Francis Kim.

Francis Kim is the type of guy who you would always loved to be with. He is the guy in school that tends to be the "famous" guy or the "handsome and smart" guy. He is a legit god and everyone loves him.

by carsoniscolin October 18, 2021