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When two guys plan out an instance in which one hides in the closet while the other has sex with a woman. Likely to be, but not limited to, with a girl who is a slut and/or of low value. Many times, high levels of intoxication will be involved. Truly an act of great friendship.
Person 1: Did you hear? Jack and Matt planned a free show friendship at Meg's party.
Person 2: REALLY!?! That's so awesome. They are such boys.
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the best friendship on stan twitter, and everyone wants to be them. they’re both really pretty and everyone has a crush on them. they are bestie goals. their @ s are @/kiwidefenceiess & @/g0ldeniou
Omg! Isa and El’s friendship is amazing and they’re both really pretty!
I know right. I want to be them tbh.
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a type of friendship exclusive to teenaged girls that allows a pair of friends to remain friends eventhough they hate each other. a silent hate friendship will exist as long as the friends involved keep to the following rules: when in a silent hate friendship one may inform the other of their true hate for her using subltle insults and the 'bitch and tell method' another aspect of teenaged girl friendships where everyone bitches about everyone and everyone tells everyone everything anyone has said about everyone, this method is very convenient to silent hate friendships as it provides an easy way of the 2 friends to comunicated through other girls their age, directly insulting each other without confrontation, a silent hate friendship will end if both friends are forced to openly acknowledge their hate for each other, in the same room together face to face, which will result in many days of arguing, gossiping and atleast 1 facebook fight.
girl1: hey:)
girl2: i hate you, there i said it
girl1: wow i guess thats the end of our silent hate friendship
girl2: yeah that was very mature of us
girl1: sure was,now im gonna go tell my friends about how much of a whore u are
girl2: and im gonna go on facebook and start spamming your wall and inbox with poinless hate messages until it turns into a massive bitch fight
girl1: yayyyy bitch fight!!!!!!
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A pull-out method where the guys pulls out, grabs his partner's wrist, puts it next to his, and shoots a rope around both of their wrists thus creating a two part bracelt. Both shold let dry and leave on untill next shower.
Ryan: Whats on your wrist?
Tom: just my suburbian friendship bracelet, me and jamie got wild this morning.
Ryan: I know i was laying in the bed next to yours.
Tom: fuckin sick bro!!!!
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a relationship though initially close soon dissolves
We must have had a mimosa tree friendship. At first we did things together, talked a lot, but when I changed jobs, we lost touch.
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Occurs when the debt owed from a friendly bet between two friends rises to an uncomfortable level causing one friend to cut ties with the other in lieu of paying up.
Robbie: "Did Justin ever make good on that golf wager you two made"
Randy: "Wouldn't know, he hasn't talked to me in weeks and he won't return my emails."
Robbie: "Sounds like you are the victim of a strategic friendship default."
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It's when you propose to become friends with someone!
Dan: Will you be friends with me?
Mooshoo: Yes, I will.
Dan: Yay! Let's let everyone know that we're in a friendship engagement now!
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